1. Knew I was expecting this check (and you obviously still have the means to track my communications regarding this matter).
2. Stole it.
3. Forged it in your favour.
4. Emptied a substantial amount of money from the account in question.
5. Have done an evil against so many people.
1. I forgive you.
2. I forgive you.
3. I forgive you.
* There is a God in Heaven, before whom all known and unknown history shall culminate some day, and before whom you are going to answer for this and so much more that you have already done and continue to do.